'Letters to' Category
Dear reader
The reason I’ve been gone so long is that I was just walking down the street, and suddenly, this really, really, REALLY bright light came HURTLING (that’s a damn fine word innit?) out of the night sky, until it hovered just above me.
I got sucked up into this HUGE alien space ship, did a 9 […]Dear prospective Australian Citizen
You might know that there’s been a bit of a fracas, yes, furor, even kerfuffle down here lately as the powers that be have run the idea of a citizenship test up the proverbial flagpole to see who salutes.
Of course the pro-immigration people have got their undies in a knot and the anti-immigration people are […]Dear Mr Perverted Sicko
I would really like to think I could thank you for coming to my site via the “sexy old woman” or “old woman f@cking young boys” or “old woman f@cking” search result, but alas, although I am broad minded, this would be a stretch, even for me.
Oh, and Mr Middle-Eastern Perverted Sicko arriving from the […]
