'Geeky Stuff' Category
Hotlinking is baaaad m’kay?
Clearly, the dickwads using MySpace to blog were discouraged by Bio’s rather nasty (but oh so funny!) image replacement when they hotlinked, so decided that the sexyoldwoman.jpg on my server was a better target.
So, after some .htaccess rewrite rule fun, the aforementioned dickwads now get the image below when they directly link to images on […]An orgasm in my ears
If I don’t blog for a few days, it’s because I am cozied up to my speakers, gently stroking their veneer and whispering “prreeecioussssssss, my prrrrreeeciousssssss”.
I decided to go into a state of denial about living in an apartment, and after hooking and fiddling with metres of speaker wire (oh. my. god. they make that […]Spammers ARE from hell
Stumbled across this blog today.
He’s got proof.

akismet, comment spam, spam, wordpress
Breathing is fun!
Well, hasn’t this been the week from hell.
I wanted to post a little earlier that I was feeling a bit better, but frankly, I felt better on Tuesday then felt like CRAP on Wednesday, so I didn’t want to tempt fate again!
I also didn’t realise that apart from the difficulty breathing thing, pneumonia is PAINFUL. […]Waving my e-penis (still)…
Non-geeks, move on, nothing to see here.
Others, FEAR MY LINUX BOX!That is all.
linux, redhat, uptime
Wordpress Plugins (again…)
I’ve written a new page on the Wordpress Plugins I use, which can be accessed on the right sidebar under “pages” for easier access, where I have listed the plugins I simply wouldn’t consider being without. The list has a bit more information on the plugins I’ve previously mentioned, plus a couple of new ones. […]
I’m back where I (apparently) belong…
For a while, Google totally forgot me. Now (perhaps due to my sycophantic posts) they’ve restored me to my former glory (though I’m still not sure whether to be flattered or not…)
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Well it’s no longer pink…
So far, a bastardised version of the classic theme is the ONLY one so far that I have found that renders correctly in both IE and Firefox.
Can’t say I’m happy with this theme, but it will have to do for now (been at it all damn day) so, until something better comes along (roll on […]GODDAMN INTERNET EXPLORER (and the people that don’t switch to Firefox)
WHY THE F@CK doesn’t IE render this theme correctly. There’s a HUGE gap in the google earth post when viewed in IE.. WHY WHY WHY!
Seriously, been looking for a theme that renders properly in IE ALL DAY. Goddamn Microsoft to hell.
Don’t want to put the work into the theme if it is going to look […]You may remove your sunglasses… for now…
If the blog is looking just a teensy weensy bit different when you view it, you are looking at what they call the “classic” template me buggering around with whatever theme takes my fancy at the moment, prior to me totally changing its look.
This is because I made the HUGE, STUPID, FOOLHARDY mistake of attempting […]


