Grumpy Old Woman

The reason I’ve been gone so long is that I was just walking down the street, and suddenly, this really, really, REALLY bright light came HURTLING (that’s a damn fine word innit?) out of the night sky, until it hovered just above me.

I got sucked up into this HUGE alien space ship, did a 9 month tour of the solar system (and no, there was no probing of any sort!) until I picked up a distant vibration of trouble on earth. I whined and whined so much that the aliens couldn’t stand it, zoomed back to earth and spat me back out right on my street!

I came back to find that Australia had actually LOST a cricket match, George Bush still ran America, and the frock-wearing sex god Tone, has been a bit under the weather. Ugh!

To those of you who left comments and sent emails, thanks. I’ll try to stay off the street when aliens are about next time.

alien abduction, apology, big fat lies