well, length of time really.

I’m about to do that geeky penis-waving thing again (well, as a woman, it’s an e-penis at least).

So, here we go:

Online time

This one’s the length of time I’ve been connected to the Internet. I had the pleasure of calling my ISP the other day to find out whether the fact that my web page (hosted overseas) is taking TWENTY FRICKEN MINUTES TO LOAD GODDAMNIT was an ISP issue, before I once again attempted to tear my webhost, Dreamhost a new one. The reason I say it’s a pleasure to call my ISP is because it really is! One, because they answer my call RIGHT AWAY, no waiting and two, because the people you speak to are so damn nice and helpful, but, as usual, I digress. Anyway, the young fellow I got on the line was quite impressed with the length of my connection. Perhaps it’s a male thing. Oh, and by the way, the problem is with my webhost, not Westnet, my ISP, who I still love despite the fact they just jacked up their prices enough to make me want to heave.

and my main e-penis wave belongs, of course, to my non-windows box (I heart linux):

uptime

Yes, viewers, my linux box has been up for 283, count them, 283 days.

I’m a proud old geek wanna-be, yes indeed.

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