I’d like to be able to offer some really good excuses for my lack of posting the past month, so I’ll try a few:

Excuse #1

Dermot Mulroney flew in from the good old US of A and vowed undying love and to shower me with millions, so I’ve been hard at it (with him!) for a month.

Excuse #2

I won the Lotto and have been shopping until my debit card melted this morning.

Excuse #3

I toddled by Erin O’Brien’s blog and followed a link to a “new cologne” and was so horrified I had a panic attack every time I came within three feet of my computer. I’ve had extensive therapy since then and am only now able to approach the computer without hyperventilating.

Excuse #4

I’ve been busier than a blue-arsed blowie, with work and repair work on my apartment (I had a man come and fill up my crack). I was gonna post a picture of my crack, but it’s filled up now, so no point. (This excuse should keep the fricken perverts that access this site looking for old lady sex busy for 2 minutes).

Anyhow, you choose the one that best floats your boat. I should apologise, but then every second post would be an apology wouldn’t it? apologeticoldwoman.net just doesn’t have the same ring to it would it?

oh, and Bio, you dead-set spunk, thanks for missing me!

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