Bio in a dress

why, you ask? Well it’s because on my old website, there would barely be a post where I didn’t either:

a) Plug his website

b) Refer to something FROM his website

c) Call him hot-damn sexy.

and since grumpy old woman has been going, barely a twitter of referral has occurred. Well I am gonna fix that RIGHT NOW.

Let me tell you a little story…

Sometime early in the year 2000, I was randomly surfing the web, and came across a website then called “Bioland”, where I read a little story the writer had written titled “Safety First”. Well I thought this article hilarious, so I thought I would email said writer and tell them so! I recall mentioning that the article was so funny, I nearly peed my pants when reading, and I don’t recall what his return email said (maybe something about providing incontinence pads, I don’t know) but I found it just as funny as the story, so I became a follower of the cult that is Bio and have been stalking him ever since.

Now that article is from his old site after he renamed it to Whitewomanblackdog (don’t ask), where you can also check out his famous postings on The State of the Ashtray and we can’t forget, the Airplane Dance Around The World (a concept recently adopted by the internet craze, meatspin - and trust me when I tell you, you DON’T want me to link to that).

Bio hard at work

Now, as you saw from the previous picture, Bio is not averse to donning the occasional frock (and my, doesn’t he look fine!), having bright red hair, riding his big hawt motorcycle and stating that he’s “one red hot sexy bitch” (to which, incidentally, I agree).

Bio has now revamped Whitewomanblackdog to a spiffy bloggy-style affair, but the real fun and games are at his forum, Damaged People.

You’ll find me there at least twice a day (as well as a bunch of other people, although we can always use more - been a bit too quiet lately), where you can check out my crap photoshop efforts here and here (although I reckon I am crap HEIGHTS now, but nowhere near as good as this one ), find some amusing internet places to go thanks to the efforts of the other cult members, and just generally have fun watching a bunch of seppos and their views on life.

He also runs a web hosting service, pixelthugs (be sure to read the WHOLE site, seriously!), has his own personal blog, is a dead-set domain WHORE (who would actually register shitdanish.com and consider buggermewithafork.com?) and is a genuine crack-up.

So, Bio, whaddaya reckon? Did I do you justice?

oh, and a bonus pic of Bio’s butt can be found here. I like to roll it out of the “my pictures” cabinet every 12 months or so, much to his disgust! Seriously, this pic is now classified as antique in internet terms!

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